Yell Sweet Nothings in my Ear

May 2nd, 2013

Dating when you are past 70 can be hazardous. Lillian answered an personals ad in the Senior News.
Herb didn’t lie about looks, age, his financial status, or his interests. However, he didn’t mention that his hearing was shot. He was mad at his hearing aids which squawked at the most inconvenient times, like when the minister was praying. The devices became dresser ornaments.

Lillian lied about her age, weight,and neglected to mention Lennie, her adult son who has never left home. She didn’t have enough money from Social Security to go to a audiologist but maybe if this gentleman she was meeting was as flush as he claimed, he might eventually shell out the money for a hearing test. She would take him to her Wednesday Bunco Club where she would feel safe from any untoward advances.
The date started out badly. She met him at door of the mobile home club house wearing her best elastic waist pants and a matching top with embroidered autumn leaves on it.

A Day to Remember

April 22nd, 2013

It is hard to believe that one of the most important days of my life is finally here. All the stress that was involved in the planning has come to an end. Everything is set and nothing will go wrong. The weather is perfect for the seaside wedding and reception. There is no need to worry about the back-up plan today. The guests have arrived and my mother is finally smiling. The mild breeze has begun to turn into a gusty wind. The blue sky is now dark and a roar of thunder can be heard in the distance. Lighting is coloring the sky. I did not order wedding fireworks. Everyone is running for cover and mother is yelling at me that we should have gone with the back-up plan. My next big event I will check the weather not once but several times. What a day to remember.

Simple Solutions for upgrading your Home

April 4th, 2013

Around 6 months ago I moved to Georgia. This summer has been incredibly hot and I have been wanting to do some improvements on the windows in my home. Nothing major but,I wanted to replace the blinds that are in the windows. My current blinds are extremely dusty and the ends are bent inward as though an animal had repeatedly pushed its way through to sit on the window sill. I could probably contend with the vigorous cleaning but, these blinds were ruined. I went out and purchased Manchester shutters which were sturdier than my current blinds. I purchased Cherry Wood color to go with my Decor. They also have been great for blocking the sun during the day when it’s extremely hot. Also the ventilation has been much better to where I don’t have to use our air condition unit as much as before. In the end I would say I have made a great upgrade to my home and added comfort.

Greatest Garage Sale Ever

March 29th, 2013

I have always hated getting dragged to garage sales every weekend by my wife but that recently changed. We were redecorating our house and I had just put in a new bar in the basement that just needed a few finishing touches. I had been looking online and in stores for the perfect chairs to put on the side of the island and I could not find anything that we could agree on because nothing looked just right.

It was early Saturday morning and I thought I was going to get to sleep in but the wife woke me up saying that there was a garage sale that we just had to go to. I didn’t want to go but I gave in and we went. That is where I found what I had been looking for all this time. As soon as we pulled up I saw the four matching leather antique bar stools. They are now sitting at my bar and work great with the décor, and did I mention I am now the one that bugs her to go to garage sales.

Make Your Ride Perform Better!

February 8th, 2013

I recently splurged on a set of alloy wheels for my car and I am so happy that I did. I wanted to get the wheels because I find them to be much more attractive than a standard steel wheel that comes with most cars.

My automobile is important to me and I always want to keep it looking fresh and new and having an alloy wheel makes all the difference. What I didn’t realize when I purchased the wheels is that they are also substantially lighter than most standard wheels. Having a lighter weight has made by car perform substantially better. It even handles better too. This has been a great way to boost my commute and make it much more enjoyable. I am so happy I made the switch and I would recommend to anyone to do the same.

Are you ready for a new adventure

January 7th, 2013

Many people out there have not found that right person for them yet, or maybe just have not been on the right date. That is when one may consider a gay dating service I have spoke with people who have been very pleased with this type of service. One may not be able to be around a lot of people of get out much this would be great for someone like that. When you start searching for that perfect date think about what you would like in that date, such as their interest, where they live, there job so you will be prepared when they asked what you are looking for. You know what you would like in your date just don’t be to picky when you go set up your first date. You will have a chance to go on several. You will never know you just might fine Mr. or Ms. Right from this service.

Finding True Love Online

December 21st, 2012

Mature dating online would be a great experience for anyone to try especially if you are trying it out for the first time. It will not hurt to go out with anyone you meet online a couple of times with a few different people. Many people find true love online and would recommend it to other people that are considering a change in their life. Whether you are the person that is recommending people to try it or the person that is trying it out for the first time, do not give up hope because it is possible for you meet the man or woman of your dreams online.

You may have specific requests and those requests may cause you to dig a little deeper so you will not be stuck on a date that you do not want to be on. When you are looking at each profile, it is important to consider important factors other than how they appeal to you such as smoking, tattoos, children, and what they do for a living.

Hole Basher

December 16th, 2012

Bob really wants to have a holiday party. He doesn’t care which holiday. He’s a bit of an extravert. The problem was that he felt that he would have to be separated from his guests as they mingled in the diningroom, while he cooked in the kitchen. He requested a hole be bashed into the wall. Naturally I suggested that he put in a pass through in the wall between the kitchen and dining area. He was thrilled. It doesn’t take much. I offered to tear out the wall. Don’t try this at home. Totally leave it to a professional. I somehow hit the jackpot of all hidden bad wiring jobs. I suggested he interior strip out the entire bundle of wires in one fell swoop. He did and we remained in the dark until the neighborhood maintenance man got home from work. We waited in his drive until 2am.